I am a particularly amateur and awkward storyteller, but I will inflict these on you anyway.
So tomorrow closes out my first week living in the Bay Area- coincidentally enough my cable is hooked up, furniture delivered, and my first delivery of groceries also hit tomorrow. I also want to go on record as saying that grocery delivery is the SHIT. There is no part of me shopping online and having [...]
Read more →Aren’t neighbors great? One of the highlights of apartment living for me is the opportunity to have so many close neighbors. Where else but an apartment complex can you pay extra for the ability to share walls with someone else? Not in them thar fancy houses, no sir! I personally think that’s why most mortgages [...]
Read more →An open letter to my hair, and the beginning of the war of folicles.
Read more →Ants in the pants? ANTS IN THE PANTS?! YOU SONOFABITCH! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET ME THE RED MEGAMAN YOU CHEAP PIECE OF CRAP I HATE YOU! -Cartman (Damien, 1998) My very first exposure to SouthPark so many years ago was this episode; Damien the son of Satan comes to earth to herald he arrival [...]
Read more →Albert was the first neighbor we met after moving into the new place. Albert was roughly middle aged and didn’t really seem to fit in well. He drove a beat up Cadillac when he left his apartment which was rare, and he continually left his door open and blared hip hop music over the parking [...]
Read more →Part 1 of the story is here. Part 2 of the story is here. So the stage was set. Steak? Check. Booze? Check. Friends? Check. Lots of shit needing to be unpacked? Check. I was forgetting something… Oh right. I didn’t own a grill. Grill/groceries/booze and two hours later we were ready. Park and Michelle [...]
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