• Humor

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    Hidy ho there…. neighbor?

    by  • November 11, 2009 • Humor, ruminations, stories • 5 Comments

    Aren’t neighbors great? One of the highlights of apartment living for me is the opportunity to have so many close neighbors. Where else but an apartment complex can you pay extra for the ability to share walls with someone else? Not in them thar fancy houses, no sir! I personally think that’s why most mortgages [...]

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    Ants in the pants

    by  • September 23, 2009 • Humor, ruminations, stories • 1 Comment

    Ants in the pants? ANTS IN THE PANTS?! YOU SONOFABITCH! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET ME THE RED MEGAMAN YOU CHEAP PIECE OF CRAP I HATE YOU! -Cartman (Damien, 1998) My very first exposure to SouthPark so many years ago was this episode; Damien the son of Satan comes to earth to herald he arrival [...]

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    If I were God…

    by  • December 9, 2006 • Humor, ruminations • 0 Comments

    I’d give up on all this church business. I mean lets face it, it’s more of a racket than the mafia, and I don’t think that the message is getting out in an unadulterated form. When you rely on people to get your message out, it’s going to come out wrong. We’re flawed. Accept it. [...]

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