Albert was the first neighbor we met after moving into the new place. Albert was roughly middle aged and didn’t really seem to fit in well. He drove a beat up Cadillac when he left his apartment which was rare, and he continually left his door open and blared hip hop music over the parking [...]
Read more →Part 1 of the story is here. Part 2 of the story is here. So the stage was set. Steak? Check. Booze? Check. Friends? Check. Lots of shit needing to be unpacked? Check. I was forgetting something… Oh right. I didn’t own a grill. Grill/groceries/booze and two hours later we were ready. Park and Michelle [...]
Read more →I’d give up on all this church business. I mean lets face it, it’s more of a racket than the mafia, and I don’t think that the message is getting out in an unadulterated form. When you rely on people to get your message out, it’s going to come out wrong. We’re flawed. Accept it. [...]
Read more →Part 1 of the story is here. Part 3 of the story is here. Apparently Destiny didn’t put up much of a fight or the colander on Jeff’s head had some extra-ordinary properties that gave him an edge in battle. +1 vs one of the Endless? Either way we ended up being doomed to pack [...]
Read more →Editor’s Note: Sadly this post was funnier with pictures, but they’ve since been lost to the fickleness of the internet and bad harddrives (because I was a chump and not using Flickr back then). I’m still trying to find old copies to put back in. Part 2 of the story is here. Part 3 of [...]
Read more →The expedient thing and the right thing are seldom the same thing.
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